Expecto Patronum
my secret ambition is to rid the world of evil and market my own range of hair-care potions.
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16 hours ago with 13642 notes via sprinkleofzoella (source)



She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before

She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.

16 hours ago with 28119 notes via tumblingthroughthetardis (source)
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1 day ago with 77291 notes via bluemavor (source)

"What does a man do, Walter? A man provides for his family."

1 day ago with 1660 notes via allisonargent-s (source)
#breaking bad

get to know me meme: [4/10] female characters fiona gallagher (shameless) 
“ your life’s not simple, fiona, and you can’t stop it from showing because you’re no fake. you’re not lost, you don’t need finding. ”

1 day ago with 650 notes via allisonargent-s (source)


"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive

1 day ago with 31687 notes via mystiqux (source)

I need this heavy heart to feel alive. —VSR (via poetisch)

1 day ago with 126 notes via that-joke-is-not-funny-anymore (source)




i wish boobs were like an accessory instead of something permanently attached to you like you could say “wow this dress would look really good with these boobs” and “i feel like wearing boobs today” or “not really digging boobs so i’m not gonna put them on” and “boobs just aren’t my thing”


I got 99 problems and permanent boobage is about 26 of them.

1 day ago with 112802 notes via tumblingthroughthetardis (source)
1 day ago with 9580 notes via mo-ndler
#ths will forever not be irrelevant#poop