Expecto Patronum
my secret ambition is to rid the world of evil and market my own range of hair-care potions.
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Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.

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Please watch it.

So disgusting.


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#i couldn't even watch half of it#i feel so so so sorry for her


even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone

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people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

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#ps i love you#poop

Make Me Choose - > thiswandcouldbealittlemoresonic asks: Nine and Ten’s TARDIS or Eleven’s Blue TARDIS?

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#doctor who


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#looking goooooooooooood#just lost my mirror guys

Don’t look down

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im ok i just want to die a lot

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